好笑…..希望你心情會變好喔!……..哈哈哈

有天在森林裡                                                           
                                                                          
進行著徵召動物們從軍去打仗                                      
                                                                          
於是森林裡的動物全都要來體檢                                   
                                                                          
排第一的猴子很不想從軍去                                         
                                                                          
他看看他的長尾巴                                                     
                                                                          
於是牙一咬狠下心來把他折斷                                      
                                                                          
進去後 …                                                                
                                                                          
軍醫說:猴子尾巴斷了 是殘障 不用當兵啦….                 
                                                                          
排第二的兔子看到猴子這般行為後                                
                                                                           
也毅然決然的把他的長耳朵給折斷了                             
                                                                          
進去後 …                                                                
                                                                          
軍醫說:兔子耳朵斷了 是殘障 不用當兵啦…                  
                                                                           
排第三的黑熊心想..                                                   
                                                                           
『我耳朵那麼短尾巴有跟沒有差不多怎麼辦呢?』           
                                                                          
好心的兔子與猴子來幫他想辦法..                                 
                                                                          
忽然猴子大呼:我知道了把你的牙打斷你就算殘障啦!     
                                                                          
於是猴子與兔子狠狠地K了黑熊一頓                               
                                                                           
把他的牙全打斷…..                                                   
                                                                           
黑熊雖然痛但也很開心地進去體檢了                             
                                                                          
不久後 只見黑熊摀著嘴出來                                        
                                                                           
哭著說……………………..                                            
                                                                           
                                                                   
                                                                           
                                                                          

 

你娘咧….他們說我太胖…不用當兵啦!!!

 

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