你們聊,我先走了

小兔說:”我媽媽叫我小兔兔,好聽!”
小豬說:”我媽媽叫我小豬豬,也好聽!”
小狗說:”我媽媽叫我小狗狗,也很好聽!”
小雞說:”你們聊,我先走了!”
小兔說:”我是兔娘養的!”
小豬說:”我是豬娘養的!”
小雞說:”我是雞娘養的!”
小狗說:”你們聊,我先走了!”
浪客說:”人們叫我浪人,好聽!”
武士說:”人們叫我武人,也好聽!”
高手說:”人們叫我高人,也很好聽!”
劍客說:”你們聊,我先走了!”
李宗仁將軍說:我這人,有仁!
傅作義將軍說:我這人,有義!
左權將軍說:我這人,有權!
霍去病將軍說:你們聊,我先走了!
老張家的門是柳木做的,老張說:我家的門是木門
老李家的門是塑料做的,老李說:我家的門是塑門
老王家的門是磚頭做的,老王說:我家的門是磚門
老劉家的門是鋼做的,老劉說:你們聊,我先走了!
師範學院的學生說:我是”師院”的
鐵道學院的學生說:我是”鐵院”的
職業學院的學生說:我是”職院”的
技術學院的學生說:你們聊,我先走了…

好笑…..希望你心情會變好喔!……..哈哈哈

有天在森林裡                                                           
                                                                          
進行著徵召動物們從軍去打仗                                      
                                                                          
於是森林裡的動物全都要來體檢                                   
                                                                          
排第一的猴子很不想從軍去                                         
                                                                          
他看看他的長尾巴                                                     
                                                                          
於是牙一咬狠下心來把他折斷                                      
                                                                          
進去後 …                                                                
                                                                          
軍醫說:猴子尾巴斷了 是殘障 不用當兵啦….                 
                                                                          
排第二的兔子看到猴子這般行為後                                
                                                                           
也毅然決然的把他的長耳朵給折斷了                             
                                                                          
進去後 …                                                                
                                                                          
軍醫說:兔子耳朵斷了 是殘障 不用當兵啦…                  
                                                                           
排第三的黑熊心想..                                                   
                                                                           
『我耳朵那麼短尾巴有跟沒有差不多怎麼辦呢?』           
                                                                          
好心的兔子與猴子來幫他想辦法..                                 
                                                                          
忽然猴子大呼:我知道了把你的牙打斷你就算殘障啦!     
                                                                          
於是猴子與兔子狠狠地K了黑熊一頓                               
                                                                           
把他的牙全打斷…..                                                   
                                                                           
黑熊雖然痛但也很開心地進去體檢了                             
                                                                          
不久後 只見黑熊摀著嘴出來                                        
                                                                           
哭著說……………………..